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Miranda (Or Randi) | 17 | "You gotta dance. Dance so it all keeps spinning" Dance Dance Dance ~ Haruki Murakami

Anonymous asked: Buy a butt plug and wear it all day. So when you see a unff buff hot cute asian guy, you can image them fucking you. And to make it more exciting, accidently bump into them to feel their muscles and hear their voice. To1up that, bump into a group of asian guys, so it's like an orgy. You might be even able to wiff a smell of sweat since its hot in BC.


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durianseeds:

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padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

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lizardslut:

IM FUCKING CACKLING LMG

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ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

eau de homosexual

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Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.

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Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.


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